So farewell then, Leslie Nielsen,
As you take to that airplane in the sky;
Where all the passengers are late
But the jokes are all on time.
When you looked death in the eyes
He had come for you too early;
But death shall call when he sees fit,
Though he shall never call you Shirley.
Your comic blend of slapstick and pun
Brought cheer to all in Naked Gun;
And though it was you who saved our Queen,
It is to God you now belong.
