In Memoriam, Paul Shane

So farewell then, Paul Shane,
Bye-de-bye.

In Memoriam, K.J-i.

So, farewell then, Kim Jong-il,

Supreme leader of North Korea;

On your gravestone they should write,

'I told you I was il',

But you'll probably be able to come up with something better.

In Memoriam A.J.W.

Amy Winehouse - 1983-2011

So, farewell then Amy Winehouse,
You sung the blues with soul,
Now you are blue,
And your soul has gone awry;
They tried to make you go to rehab,
And now it seems only too obvious why.

In Memoriam Leslie Nielsen

So farewell then, Leslie Nielsen,
As you take to that airplane in the sky;
Where all the passengers are late
But the jokes are all on time.

When you looked death in the eyes
He had come for you too early;
But death shall call when he sees fit,
Though he shall never call you Shirley.

Your comic blend of slapstick and pun
Brought cheer to all in Naked Gun;
And though it was you who saved our Queen,
It is to God you now belong.