Comrade Trotsky, the degenerate traitor to the Glorious Revolution (instigated all those happy years ago by our benevolent and wise leader Comrade Stalin, may he reign *ahem* watch over the joyous construction of our communist Utopian state until such time as it is deemed by the masses to be complete at which point he promises to retire and give it all up *super promise*!!) has infiltrated the great Mother Land, and is hiding here, somewhere amongst our most loyal and constantly pleasured comrades, who cheer for Comrade Stalin as he spits on the Western pigs of smut and sleaze and money and wealth and food and clothes and g....
Brothers, I bring news that Scumrade Trotsky has infiltrated even here, into the great news rooms of the Blogosphere itself. Comrade Van der Valk had been corrupted by Scumbag Trotsky's (Spit on him! Spit on him!) lies and sabotage, and as such has taken a short leave of absence to Siberia to be helped in his rehabilitation.
Can you find Ex-Comrade Trotsky and rehabilitate him with an ice pick before he does anymore damage?
"Stalin always knows best, and where you live."
Comrade Mikoyan
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